Horrorstör in Time for Halloween

October 30, 2014

Apropos of the season, I just finished Grady Hendrix’s Horrorstör. I saw this book on display at BEA14 and was lucky enough to snag a review copy from the lovely people at Quirk once it the review date loomed.

Horror as a genre isn’t typically my thing because I’m am the biggest wimp that ever wimped. But there is no resisting this book. It screams “pick me up and never put me down.”

Welcome to Orsk, the European box-store to which American suburbanites flock en masse for affordable some-assembly-required furniture and home goods. Start off on the showroom floor, following the Bright And Shining Path, which will usher you through your shopping experience onto the market floor where you will mindlessly fork over all your money ever. The store environment is expertly designed to subtly disorient and keep shoppers moving and spending, but what if something more sinister is at work?

Every morning shop partners at the Cuyahoga Orsk open the store to find broken furniture, graffiti, and smelly, unidentified substances smeared on displays. Before a corporate review, some employees will take an overnight shift to get to the bottom of these midnight mysteries, but what they discover is more baffling — and horrifying — than they could ever imagine.

Who among us hasn’t had the momentary fear of being lost in an Ikea forever? Horrorstör takes that fear, along with about every other fear you’ve ever had, and twists it into one masterful work.

Bonus points go to this book for the packaging. At first glance it looks like an Ikea catalog, with a glossy cover and illustrations of various furniture pieces with vaguely European and/or Scandinavian-sounding names. As the story progresses, the furniture begins to look more and more like torture devices, which is just a spectacular touch.

Horrorstör is at turns hilarious and terrifying, but always riveting. I definitely recommend it. And what better time to read a creepy book than on Halloween?

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